just blowjobs and that’s it

(Source: johnkrasinski)

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"As I mature I realize that I talk to myself more, I correct my own mistakes, I follow my own advice. Less people are around and that has allowed me to connect with myself. I’ve become one of my own best friends."

(Source: iamdante)

i think i’m gon’ get a futon. also i’m really mad about the fantasies i have of some young bearded fellow moving up here and us starting a business and getting married. my subway rides are loooong so my mind wanders all over the place.

rudolphvalentino:

Rudolph Valentino in Son of the Sheik (1926)

(Source: arthurtimothyread)

marinasboobsweat:

♡ GET WHAT I WANT CAUSE I ASK FOR IT ♡

thefreezingofmercury:

## 总是一个人 ##

(Source: freecocaine)

nosdrinker:

people with weak handshakes will be the first ones killed for food after the apocalypse

werkin an wekin but its ok.

buzzfeed:

It’s just the fact: beards make you better. 

this is a joke, right?

(Source: idgafimawesome)