so jordan and i went to see A Hard Day’s Night at the Film Forum and I felt like a 15 year old girl again. 

CAUSE LIKE THE BEATLES ARE SOOOO CUTE OMG I DIED.

we used to watch Help! and A Hard Day’s Night so much along with all my Queen dvds and her Led Zeppelin madness and Rock and Roll Circus and The Last Waltz I mean no wonder we never had boyfriends.


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the you and I video is beautiful and sweet and thanks for reminding me i’m dying alone.


I dont understand those people that constantly have a new boyfriend. Like they can’t go a month without having a serious relationship. I will never be that woman. Hell, sometimes I think i’m gonna be single the rest of my life, and i’m not even THAT upset about it.


You literally only said I look like that person because we are both black and have afros: An Autobiography

(Source: browngirlinterrupted)


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i had mac and cheese and cheese fries. 

I LITERALLY HAVE NO WILL POWER.

Being Lactose Intolerant is one of the worst things to happen to me as I age. Not the actual getting old…no, its the not being able to digest most dairy products.

Fuck this. GAS IS A TERRIBLE PAIN.

I’m never having children.


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I LIVE for Steve’s Dark Chocolate Salty Caramel Ice Cream I CAN’T EVEN

But the point of this post is my love life.

Its one night stands once every 6 months. And Amaaaaaazzzing sex with people i have no business having sex with.

Single Life…? Its getting kind of boring.


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celebrating being on the brink of my 24th birthday and not being pregnant or having had a child! here’s too many more years without babies…


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finally took advantage of friday the 13th. SO WORTH IT! Gavan at Magic Cobra is my new favorite dude. DEF getting some work done from him in the near future. like within the month. gypsy head, baby!


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so my old roommate is trying to scam me out of money. i fully understand her point but IT’S BEEN OVER A MONTH. and now she’s ducking me again after i went all off on her. 

oh man, you should’ve seen the exchange. white people, man. “oh i’m going to show this nigger reason even though she has every right to be mad at me.”

fuck.

over them.

over it.

i just want my goddamn money, and my aloe vera plant, and my bike pump.

WHY IS SHE MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT?

People who thrive from drama…just no.

i was happy and peaceful and having a great time.

i just want her to get out of my life.


SNL WITH ANDY SAMBERG. 

why is snl only perfect with old snl people? come on folks get it together!


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i just need like insane, animal sex. like biting and scratching and rawrrrrrr. 

the last guy that did it to me so good “got me screamin’ to the lawd, boy” good…I hated. I hated him as a person but omg like the sex was so insane i was at his beck and call like a puppy.

good lord.

it hasn’t been as good since.

i keep encountering the few nyc boys that don’t know what they’re doing.

well the last one wasn’t so bad but i was so drunk and high…probably why i didn’t hate it.

but that was a bad idea for reasons other than that…

but its like these guys aren’t as kinky and adventurous as me which annoys me.


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I’m so friggin angry and frustrated right now. Its starting again for the dumbest reasons.

Fuckin’ goody two shoes ass chicks at work driving me CRAZY for the dumbest shit. My god, this team has the biggest egos of any team EVER in the history of teams. Errybody tryna be the boss of somebody. just shut up. like wtf does it matter its a god damn grocery store at the end of the fucking day.

WHO CARES

god, i’m having a pissy day, like why can’t i just NOT CARE FOR ONCE?! why you gotta say some shit about it? FUCK morale. I’m the QUEEN of improving morale. I am known for making everybody happy and just cause i’m in a mood you gotta try and make it worse?

GROW THE FUCK UP

LEAVE PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE

OVER IT.

and just so much more than like people telling me what to do. this chick tryna start some mess and shes fucking 30 years old and married like SHUT UP NO ONE CARES STOP STARTING SHIT YOURE A GROWN ASS WOMAN.

seriously. 

just…so mad

so mad and so fat

and so annoyed

and pmsy and horny at the same time

i want to quit my job but its all i have. i need more. i can’t do that. I CANT JUST BE WFM. I DONT WANNA BE THAT. I don’t wanna be a wfm whore just like…no i’m worth so much more than that.


Is misfits still around? I stopped watching when Nathan left. Yep, one of those people.


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I keep saying i’m going to ride to work then i decide not too then i regret not riding on my way to the train. geez.


its almost my new york anniversary. still happy as hell i left and got rid of shitty friends.


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