i took out my septum k


i’ve figured it out.

we all love beyonce cause she’s so friggin old school. she keeps to herself, there’s the air of mystery (well there was) her and jay z are like sonny and cher and beyonce is like michael jackson (yes i went there and duh) she’s an insanely great performer and artist and she shuts the fuck up. 

she’s so old school

its awesome.


I miss him ugh. This is disgusting. I haven’t liked a guy this much in so long. I just want to put my face in his neck and pass out.


So I’m dating this guy kinda and he makes me happy and he thinks I’m hilarious and he cooks me food and saves me from getting schwasted and from being bored out of my mind and I heart the stupid bastard.

But like I feel like a barely know him and I do know him but I can’t shake the feeling that I don’t know him…


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THE BIRDCAGE IS THE BEST. ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE.


i’m fat now so i’m gonna cry and eat leftover pizza


I want to live a cute brooklyn existence except instead of being in park slope or crown heights or flatbush i’m in bushwick in a room with no windows, a cat who shits everywhere and a broken bathroom.


like i know its a good thing when friends tell you things even if you don’t want to hear it but it sucks when its something that you didn’t ask to know. it also sucks when that friend is a boss and the thing she tells you is about your perceived job performance. and it especially sucks when its terrible feedback. and you know what sucks more? its not true. but what’s good is that this person defended you.

i just try to be invisible and it backfires.

i seriously want to quit because this places politics and polices are fucked. and also other things.


Selfie Wednesday

Selfie Wednesday


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I’M GONNA BE A VOLUNTEER AT AFROPUNK, YA’LL!

so psyched!


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so jordan and i went to see A Hard Day’s Night at the Film Forum and I felt like a 15 year old girl again. 

CAUSE LIKE THE BEATLES ARE SOOOO CUTE OMG I DIED.

we used to watch Help! and A Hard Day’s Night so much along with all my Queen dvds and her Led Zeppelin madness and Rock and Roll Circus and The Last Waltz I mean no wonder we never had boyfriends.


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the you and I video is beautiful and sweet and thanks for reminding me i’m dying alone.


I dont understand those people that constantly have a new boyfriend. Like they can’t go a month without having a serious relationship. I will never be that woman. Hell, sometimes I think i’m gonna be single the rest of my life, and i’m not even THAT upset about it.


You literally only said I look like that person because we are both black and have afros: An Autobiography


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i had mac and cheese and cheese fries. 

I LITERALLY HAVE NO WILL POWER.

Being Lactose Intolerant is one of the worst things to happen to me as I age. Not the actual getting old…no, its the not being able to digest most dairy products.

Fuck this. GAS IS A TERRIBLE PAIN.

I’m never having children.


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